Why it hurts to sit... and stand... today.

The Nike Training Camp app on my phone is amazing. No matter the time of day or night, I can do a 15 minute targeted workout, or an hour-long calorie-blasting workout, AT HOME. My dog looks at me for two minutes because I put my running shoes on and he thinks he gets to go outside, and then he hides in his bed and watches me "shuffle" across the living room. I can always feel him rolling his eyes as my wildly-flung arms knock over the lamp.

Well, much like my blogging life, my exercise life has been... well... nonexistent to say the least.

And I decided to do a week of morning workouts on NTC.

So, up at 6AM! Squats! Squats! Jump Squats! Low Squats! Punching in the air and the Squats! Squats. Squats... Squats still? OMG, I'm still doing Squats. How am I going to fit into my jeans, my legs are going to be HUGE SQUATS.

Needless to say, I felt like this:

Then, the next day came along...

And as it turns out, this lady kills squats more than I do. Because I can't sit. Or stand. I am doing the one-hand-on-the-toilet-seat to lower myself down to pee thing. I may give birth to a baby I didn't know I was housing. It's that bad.

Tomorrow: Shoulder day.