Sunday, August 3, 2014

"Pinspiration!"

Whoa.

I just spent the last hour attempting to find a cute inspirational quote on Pinterest for the fitness newsletter I send out for work.

Attempting: keyword.

Instead, I tilted my head to the left a bit and scrunched my lip up toward my nose. I couldn't help posting my own captions to each of these sassy workout pins. Sorry I'm not sorry?

... unless you're overweight and trying to workout. That sucks worse.
(is that BLOOD?)


Get fit so you can wear a thong on the street!

OR: Exercising means you'll look like a man wearing heels and a wig NAKED.

... and wear no pants and running shoes to bed.

... and get off Pinterest! If you spent HALF the time working out that you spend pinning inspirational naked women, you'd be fit as F*&^!
AND, the two that I think are actually fairly inspiring: